Lose my job on Wednesday…
Friday, I go to zip up my jacket and a handful of teeth just explode out and the zipper falls off making it so that my nicest jacket is no longer able to be worn.
Today, I walk out of the door of my friends house and drop my water bottle and the metal cap hits on the ground exactly in a way so that it renders the bottle completely unusable.
I really don’t think I can leave the house tomorrow. Although, if I stay in the house… it will probably catch on fire.