Lose my job on Wednesday…

Friday, I go to zip up my jacket and a handful of teeth just explode out and the zipper falls off making it so that my nicest jacket is no longer able to be worn.

Today, I walk out of the door of my friends house and drop my water bottle and the metal cap hits on the ground exactly in a way so that it renders the bottle completely unusable.

I really don’t think I can leave the house tomorrow.  Although, if I stay in the house… it will probably catch on fire.

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